I love when “happy” (or some variation) shows up as a search term that leads someone to my blog. Happy is my third most common search term, (surpassed only by my brother’s name and “Bubba’s Hawaii Robert Downey Jr”… Okay, that’s pretty odd…). Not claiming this makes me the happiest person on earth, but at least it means my blog must exist in some positive stratosphere if the word happy brings me visitors, (especially since the clicks are always to posts which have nothing to do with my book title).
Of course, I also get some weird ones, like “dunk tank my teacher” and “can you create water springs by swallowing a mountain.” I’m such a data nerd. This stuff fascinates me.
Any equally amusing search terms to report? What is your most common? Most disturbing? I think mine is “feed slave my toenails…”
Okay, I’m done reading these. Yuck.
oliviaobryon 
You asked, I looked … best I can do is that two people found my blog via … men eat from trash cans.
Interesting…
The most alarming that I’ve seen is people looking for blonde fetish porn (lol)… Hooray for the internet!
Yes, haha, that is alarming 😉 Bet they were disappointed when they clicked…
HAPPY is good! My most popular search term is LOVE, so I am equally HAPPY! I could not find anything weirder than “birds love poetry”, but OF COURSE, they do
Love is wonderful! And, glad you don’t have any super weird ones in there, I have quite a few, hehe.
Just figured out how to use this stat function, thank you, Olivia. You are my happy blogging friend. {{{Hugs}}} Kozo
Of course… I bet one of yours is peace… 😉
For my blog, the strangest search term has been “why human is alone.”
Yes, that is quite odd! (But at least it’s not creepy…)